Hi!
Look at me – I’m back online! What a freaking miracle.
It seems like everything exploded at the same time, but it all seems to finally be working again. The computer crash was relatively simple (a bad sector in the hard drive, right where the registry is stored), so that didn’t take too long, but then my email hosting service (GoDaddy) went screwy. It took a week to figure out how to fix it. During which, all of the email stored on my server was deleted, so let me know if you don’t hear a response in the next day or two.